many questions, even some answers
“
We'll leave nothing to your imagination this time.
We tried that last time and in our opinion it didn't work.
”
— Henry Rollins
- Are you real?
- Occasionally, yes.
- You're just a hoax! WTF would belief this half-assed shit? haha…
- np. Stop believing in me - if you ever did. Consequently, stop wasting
my and your time. (BTW, IMO life is too short for duplicating boring old fictions
again, there are just too many artsy-fartsy fake personalities
e.g. the quite famous Allegra Coleman,
the austro-german polymath Carl Auer,
or the very cheap copy-paste duplicate of him alias
Georg
Thomann, or in the indeed truly well-done
Athanasius
Bompfünewerer concept. Last but not straight the french formality of logic
Nicolas Bourbaki.)
- You are still fake because no girl is that smart.
- To quote the awesome Jenny Holzer: "Please Change Beliefs". Sukhinder
Singh Cassidy, Angelika Langer, Vera Izrailit, Annina Ruest, Joanna Rutkowska,
Verena Vanessa Hafner, Jutta Degener, Constanze Kurz, Esther Schneeweisz,
Marissa Mayer, Andrea Parker, Susanne Schmidt, Kristal Pollack et al.
- I know one ought never ask a lady her age but I still want to know..
how young are you?
- Old enough for legal fucking, but young enough to give a fuck about it.
- How young are you floored to integer?
- *LOL* Srsly, only a complete nerd can ask that weired :–) BTW, a more efficient
algorithm
(Hint: constraint programming rulz)
- Are you Russian, French, Swedish, Austrian, Dutch, etc.?
- What makes you think so? – BTW, every nation has some constitutional
indoctrination, I suppose. (You may add, and a certain
alienation as a general
principle of statutory state.)
- Do you have any pictures?
- Yes, I have some references to modern media art.
e.g. Untitled (2003) by Andrea Fraser,
VB 47.378.DR (2001) by Vanessa Beecroft,
"dialog with Малевич" (1997) by Александр Бренер
(Бренер sprayed a green $-sign onto the Suprematisme by Малевич),
Untitled from the Survival Series (1986) by Jenny Holzer, Meat Joy
(1964) and Eye Body: 36 Transformative Actions (1963) by Carolee
Schneemann, etc.
- Pictures?
- Why care for the depictions of my gorgeous physique, if you could –
given mutual compatibility – even meet me?
- Wow, now you pseudo-posh €-trash girl ya think ya're exclusive and
expensive? c'mon…
- Sry, dude I'm neither
exclusive nor
expensive –
I am hideously fuckin' expensive and ultimately invitation only –
just like any other decent work-out
decadence.
- I cannot afford you, any cheaper options?
- Sure.
- What services do you offer?
- For the total stranger!? Only my homepage. – For an intimate friend thou' …
- How can we get get to know each other?
- Convice me via email that you are neither spammer, nor cyber-stalker
thus actually worth my time and attention.
- In case you like me what happens next?
- Naturally, something.
- Do you have a phone?
- Good question. In fact I also don't know this exactly, but every time it rings
I'm at least quite certain that I do have a call ATM.